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LATEST REVIEWS, PREVIEWS AND FEATURES
Allogloom Review – Come For The Art, Stay Because You’ve Been Eaten
One squirrel anus set the tone.
Thunder Hoop Collection Review – A Retro Remaster That’ll Make You Rage-Quit
Jumping through the hoops.
Starway To Urf First Impressions – In Space Everyone Can Hear You Pee
Fast-food, comfort breaks and daddy issues. Relatable? You betcha.
Manairons Review: A Flute-Wielding Elf, Napalm, and a Baron Who Needs to Go
Balance must be restored with napalm. Well, a flute-wielding elf. Same thing, really
