I wonder how many people will play Thank Goodness You’re Here!, then do a little sex wee when they see that Coal Supper’s earlier adventure, The Good Time Garden, is free to play on Steam? I also wonder how many of those will experience the game and ask, “What the actual fuck?”. I never quite finished that sentence in my head, and instead let out a little knowing smile.
That’s just an expression, of course. I know nothing about the meaning behind this quirky little sandbox of decadence, and could probably steer off the beaten track to say it’s an allegory of some sort when the real thing behind it is the fun had playing. What or who your character quite is is beyond me, other than having an upside-down garlic nose and continually stark-bollock naked.
Said bollocks will jiggle with each step in The Good Time Garden, as too will their juicy hams. Quite what this is about has already been overlooked, but the overall objective is to find innocent(?) spawn and feed it to the lewd Tetsuo blob that is the focal point of the garden. You will slap and prod at your fellow sentient beings, rip them from their parents, then lob them into the insatiable cakehole of the Lusst’ghaa like deviant who will prompt a title card alluding to them getting wet. Phwoar!
Each time you feed this… thing, they’ll get bigger and will lift a limb or two that allows you to pass. Without a doubt, The Good Time Garden is absolutely mental. As with its loveable successor, there are some lovely little audio snips, it’s beautifully animated, and really makes one one to get their hands dirty in this lusty Garden of Eden. Ahem.
There’s not much else to say, as it’ll take about 20 minutes or so to complete. You’d finish it in the time it’s taken me to write this, compress the screenshots, and take another swig of gin before I have a look at gardening-based tags on Pornhu- sorry, Gardener’s World.
