I Wish My Wife Was As Dirty As PowerWash Simulator

If you ask me, there’s a bit of a lull in upcoming games to get excited about, and it really paints a bigger picture when one of the games I want to write about is PowerWash Simulator.

There’s nothing nuanced in the title – “It does exactly what it says on the tin” – a powerwash simulator. Yep. But before adjusting your judgement hat, give it 30 or so more seconds as it… looks like a blast. I’ll let that linger a bit.

Marketed as a ‘soothing simulator’ with the soothing sounds of a high-pressure washer(?!), you’ll be visiting Muckingham, clearning anything and everything that needs cleaning, unlocking additional tools along the way.

PowerWash Simulator is developed by FuturLab (who did Peaky Blinders: Mastermind), and published by Square Enix. That means a review code won’t materialise for little ol’ me, but… the game will release on Game Pass, so I’ll be getting it on day one. As you should.

Here’s some animation:

PowerWash Simulator will release on PC and the Xboxeseses on the 14th of July.