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Pig Skater Simulator Heads To The Skate Pork (Ha.)

Be Tony Hawk? Eff that, I wanna be a pig that collects pearls. Pig Skater Simulator coming to Steam.

Pig Skater Simulator on Steam
Source: PR

While the other pigs were eating roast beef and poo-pooing social distancing rules at the local market, this awesome piggy was grinding its rump as if it were Tony Hawk reincarnated (if he was no longer with us). If you read the title ‘Pig Skater Simulator‘, you know it’s not an FPS set in Siberia.

It’s got to be a jokey pixel art title or a rip-off of Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater with controls that handle like a pig. Well, the latter is accurate as you play one, but seriously, this game looks fun. Me want.

From Freaky Games (you have to be freaky to throw pork around with this sort of finesse), you play a pig that collects pearls around town, while sporting a jetpack. Pig Skater Simulator is mission-based, but instead of points, you get pearls – y’know, that thing associated with porcus.

Pig Skater Simulator - Not in a blanket
Not in a blanket. Source: PR

It’s like Tony Hawk, only better.

Freaky Games

Note that this is a direct quote. They aren’t saying it’s better than the game, but the living legend. That’s some statement, and all the more reason to add this to your wishlist.

Here’s some cheeky little footage in the meantime:

Pig Skater Simulator doesn’t have a release date yet, but that doesn’t stop you from adding it to your shopping list, along with some bacon – or Quorn. But it’s not the same…

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