Clarence Goes To The FING Store For Milk

Clarence Goes To The F&#%ING Store is a game about getting milk from the shops, and being an unpleasant human being. Simple.

Going to a store to buy some milk is most definitely a quest – anything could happen – and Bad Gremlin Studios may have just captured that with Clarence Goes To The F&#%ING Store.

A bit of a difficult title to market, as these characters aren’t the internet’s VIP list. I thought there was a missing character for fluffing – oh wait, it’s not ‘Fluffing Store’. Scandalous.

Anyways, you play Clarence in this choose your own adventure on Steam. Despite the distance to walk, you’ll meet a fair share of individuals along the way, reach multiple endings and experience a ‘plethora of ways to be a generally unpleasant human being’.

Clarence Goes To The FING Store - Snip
Getting the snip. Source: Steam

Key features in Clarence Goes To The F&#%ING Store:

  • A comedy choose-your-own-adventure visual novel.
  • Multiple Endings: Seven zany endings depending on your choices.
  • Unique Style: Hand-drawn, notebook-doodle characters.
  • Crazy Encounters: Help a lobster perform open-heart surgery! Rob an alien! Start the apocalypse! The choices–and consequences–are all yours!
  • Incessantly Dumb: A “charming” mix of absurdist, wry, and irreverent humor combined with utter nonsense.

Yep, it’s a visual novel, and comedy is the focal point, based on the actions you can perform. Check out the trailer below (and superb use of animating a static image by resizing it).

  • A comedy choose-your-own-adventure visual novel.
  • Multiple Endings: Seven zany endings depending on your choices.
  • Unique Style: Hand-drawn, notebook-doodle characters.
  • Crazy Encounters: Help a lobster perform open-heart surgery! Rob an alien! Start the apocalypse! The choices–and consequences–are all yours!
  • Incessantly Dumb: A “charming” mix of absurdist, wry, and irreverent humor combined with utter nonsense.

Clarence Goes To The F&#%ING Store is available now on Steam.